Sigh...
Moi

Aleena is what I am called by most, and they give me presents on jan 13th.
I am uninterested in things uninteresting, but I might give it a shot.


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postsecret.com
maniacmuslim.com
phatwafactory.com

Other.

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Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Brand New Website.
A REAL Website, complete without a redirect to blogger. Worpress, for some reason, just isn't working out for me. Can't wait till that's up. Since nobody cares, I'll continue.

I'm going to talk about Halloween today, since it's tomorrow.
I, personally, don't understand why people come close to having a heartattack when I tell them that I don't celebrate it. First off, you're under 60 years old, you really shouldn't even be having half heart attacks.

There's alot more to not celebrating.

  1. Imagine. I am saving so much money not buying candy for kids I don't know and never will know and really don't care about me.
  2. That money can be spent on things like, candy. Candy for myself, of course. And fancy chocolates. And chocolate covered strawberries.
  3. Having not ever participated in Halloween makes it look all the dumber.
  4. Spend all that money for one night that people forget about a week later? I think not.
  5. I don't get sick and tired of the sound of a doorbell ringing. It probably rings only about, I dunno, 348057374875 times, but if you don't celebrate, then hey! You get to shop at the mall and not hear a doorbell ringing!
  6. Honestly, half those kids are WAY too old to be trick-or-treating. Seriously.
  7. Some of those outfits are pretty scary. I get more nightmares looking at scary outfits than watching a horror film because at least I know that horror films aren't real.
  8. I don't pay for halloween decorations.
  9. I don't have to smile at obnoxious rugrats and tell them to have a good time.
  10. I automatically win the "Who got the most candy?" award because I didn't participate, and whoever doesn't get candy should deffinitely be awarded.
  11. I don't corrupt children prividing them with unlimited amounts of candy.
  12. I get to chill out at the mall.
  13. People think I'm wierd, it's great for my reputation. 'Cause, hey, it's better than people thinking I'm stupid.

And so, not celebrating halloween is fine by me. Really.

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Monday, August 06, 2007
They call it Atlanta

I call it hell. Well, no, that's a stretch. It's more of a jail, you know? Jail without the stripes.

We arrived on Saturday night after long hours of cruel and unusual punishment doing things like Nothing in Particular in the car. Of which, by the way, the van was stuffed with Last Minute Stuff resulting in a ride not in a minivan, but Movable Storage Of The Khan Family.

So we get to the house. And there's no electricity. In Georgia. In the south. In the heat. Ahd plus, you know who's fault it was?

Aleena's. Who else who would ruin a perfect summer's night?

The whole no electricity thing wouldn't have been so bad if the house didn't smell so STRONGLY OF CATS, because after we move, we learn that the previous owner had FIVE CATS AND A DOG ONTOP OF ALL THOSE FIVE CATS.

Forget the fact that she had four-legged creatures runnig wild in the house.
What did she DO with them? Sell them on ebay?


Obviously not, 'cause this whole house smells like cats.


So now that we're in Georgia, we're runnin' around in other people's houses doing nothing in particular, you know?

No, you don't because you are living the life.
Comments? Feel free to sympathize.

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